Thoughts.

pizzaforpresident:

OH MY GOD

My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and

(via lesb1an)

kittenary:

I remember when I was 14 and I was really into t.A.T.u just because of that one video where the girls are making out and I still thought I was straight for 4 more years after that

i may not go down in history but i’ll go down on you.

(via lesb1an)

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out

(via lesb1an)