OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
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I remember when I was 14 and I was really into t.A.T.u just because of that one video where the girls are making out and I still thought I was straight for 4 more years after that
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This is what goes through my mind every time I look at you.
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i may not go down in history but i’ll go down on you.
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if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
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